Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Gerhardekimbrell Snow



Gerhardekimbrell Snow likes to watch, but not be seen. Perhaps it is not polite to speculate, but part of the shyness may be because of his uneasiness with his gender. He preps for his day every morning with a thick application of mascara, and a skillfully sculpted heart-shaped lipstick pucker. However, despite these feminine tendencies, he will not give up his long handsome beard. But who are we to judge as mere humans?

The story of this sighting is perhaps as interesting as the story of Gerhardekimbrell's morning routines. One of our loyal readers, Wyatt "The Gnome Hunter," caught sight of Gerhardekimbrell out of the corner of his eye. He couldn't get a good view of the gnome from his vantage point, so he put his hunting skills to work. He scaled fire escapes, ducked through windows, and leaped from rooftop to rooftop just to capture this rare photo of this super shy gnome. The effort paid off though. We thank you, Gnome Hunter, for bringing this photo to our readers.

5 comments:

  1. oh has anyone told you about the gnome that's on the other side of the Broad St. Overpass on 85 (southbound)? Dazzling Pant gnome has a buddy! It's been there about 2-3 weeks...

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  2. There's one on the Roxboro Road over-the-street sign that is parallel with I-85 (South bound lane). He's on the top of one of the columns.

    Also, check out http://www.facebook.com/pages/Gnome-Sightings/105560006158725?ref=ts

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  3. theres a bunch of gnomes on the overpass by south point on I-40!

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  4. I just found out about the Durham gnomes and have added your link to my blog. Your up to date reporting is vital for our safety.

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  5. I spotted him just a few hours ago. He is standing on the far right side of the "Welcome to Durham" sign on the outskirts of the Hillandale golf course. You must be traveling norhtbound on 85 to see him.

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